Rudolph Retires After 1,750 Years — DUO Takes the Reins
NORTH POLE — In a shocking turn of festive events, Santa Claus has officially announced the retirement of Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer after more than 1,750 years of loyal service.
According to sources inside Santa’s Workshop, Rudolph has been “battling a long-term egg nog addiction,” leading to delays, wobbly take-offs, and one particularly messy incident involving a gingerbread village.
With Christmas Eve fast approaching, Santa needed a reliable, sustainable, and sober solution. After extensive testing, a few joyrides around the North Pole, and Mrs Claus insisting on “something with storage,” Santa has chosen the Benzina Zero DUO as his brand-new sleigh replacement.
Meet Santa’s New Ride: The Benzina Zero DUO
Ditching reins for handlebars, Santa has discovered the DUO delivers Christmas magic in a whole new way:
- Silent delivery – No engine noise means kids stay asleep.
- Big carrying power – Plenty of room for gifts (even the big ones).
- Low running costs – Santa’s saving a fortune compared to feeding reindeer.
- Eco-friendly – Zero emissions for a cleaner, greener Christmas.
- Built tough – Snow, chimneys, rooftop landings… the DUO can handle it.
A Kinder, Cruelty-Free Christmas
With Rudolph enjoying a well-earned break and the rest of the reindeer herd entering early retirement, Santa says this year marks the beginning of a “kinder, quieter, smarter Christmas.”
And if you want to experience the same smooth, sustainable ride Santa does, the DUO is waiting for you too, minus the 1.7 billion presents. Find out more HERE